i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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