Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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