There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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