you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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