brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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