What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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