yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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