DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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