Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
