Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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