I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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