: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just cut my nipple shaving
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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