The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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