love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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