its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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