He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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