I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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