You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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