it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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