**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
