so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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