how can u be prego again
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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