office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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