Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
