Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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