God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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