We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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