Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
no. you can't hotbox the world.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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