Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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