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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind

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(727): View more from Florida

Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?

(1-727): View more from Florida

I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.

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(419): View more from Ohio

All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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(443): View more from Maryland

i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor

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(407): View more from Florida

I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging

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(404): View more from Georgia

We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.

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(281): View more from Texas

So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.

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(541): View more from Oregon

eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!

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