Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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