she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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