discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Sorry about my life...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
why is half of my head shaved?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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