Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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