he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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