You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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