We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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