he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Pants are for mortals
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