I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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