I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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