I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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