you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
no you cant smoke seaweed
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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