Little spoons don't ask big questions
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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