Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
