It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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