ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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