So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
