Everything about him screamed your future.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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