walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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