Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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